1. Notes: 6 / 3 weeks ago 
   "Waiting is one of life’s hardships."
   - Lemony Snicket
2. Notes: 6 / 3 weeks ago 
   "Sometimes even in the most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good fortune."
   - Lemony Snicket
3. Notes: 7 / 3 weeks ago 
   "There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them."
   - Lemony Snicket
4. Notes: 11 / 3 weeks ago 
   "Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter."
   - Lemony Snicket
5. Notes: 3 / 3 weeks ago 
   "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."
   - Lemony Snicket
6. Notes: 4 / 3 weeks ago 
   "Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."
   - Lemony Snicket
7. Notes: 2 / 3 weeks ago 
   "Destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner or later."
   - Lemony Snicket
8. Notes: 6 / 3 weeks ago 
   "Fate is like a strange unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like."
   - Lemony Snicket
9. Notes: 1 / 3 weeks ago 
   "One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him."
   - Lemony Snicket
10. Notes: 6 / 3 weeks ago 
    "It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit that you can do nothing."
    - Lemony Snicket

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